THE ARCHIVIST
 
      KNOWN ALIASES:
          Ivan, Sasha, "Soviet Trent Reznor"
    
      AGE:
          Approximately 24 Earth years
    
      GENDER, PRONOUNS:
          Unknown, accepts "he", "she", or "it"
    
      SPECIES, ORIGIN:
          Possible vampire, most likely Earth
    
       RACE, ETHNICITY, NATIONALITY:
          White, Ukrainian/Russian/Irish, USA
    
      KNOWN WEAKNESSES:
          Eye contact, cats, strong smells, rough textures, garlic allergy
  
      KNOWN SKILLS:
          Extensive knowledge of new wave music, drawing, somewhat passable webmastery